“The Adventures of Erin”

You and Angela convince Carsen the tram will be much more fun after wine on wine on wine. He’s cool with it. So you venture off, sampling Portuguese wine from different rooftop bars until the sun goes down. The tram’s offline, so you keep the wine flowin’ and talk about how you’d like to buy Lisbon’s Pena Palace or Guimarães castle.

The next morning you wake up in a hungover haze and realize all three of you actually did purchase a castle – but it’s a White Castle. In Ohio. You fly back to the states and put on oversized collared shirts in Unfortunate Blue.

You run that White Castle straight into the ground. You die.